Monday, July 9, 2012

Unreal Expectations Women Have

Once again I find myself blogging about this topic.  It's so much delusion out there, I have to keep repeating certain things until you folks GET IT!!!!!  Should you expect of someone what you yourself cannot obtain?  You can, but disappointment will follow.  Why? Well I'll tell you why.  Remember that old saying "BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER"  Well it's true. Let me break it down for you.

For those of you who are OUT OF SHAPE, stop looking for MR. UNIVERSE.   He's a fitness buff.  He will not want your out of shape behind.  He will just make you look and feel lazy.  He will also assault your self esteem by making you always feel like a fat loser.

UNEDUCATED, stop looking for the PARTNER at the law firm.  He's smart enough not to hook up with you for anything other than a booty call.  Sorry, but that's the way it is.

FINANCIALLY CHALLENGED, stop looking for a MILLIONAIRE.  He will not share his fortune with you and he will send you back to the projects when he's done with you.  (Keep all the gifts in a safe deposit box so when he kicks you to the curb, he can't take them back.)

HOMELY LOOKING, stop looking for IDRIS ELBA or DENZEL WASHINGTON.  Yes I know sometimes you see the ugliest woman with a hot man.  She is usually rich or has something he needs.  You have neither!!! Sorry but true!!

MULTIPLE BABY DADDIES stop looking for a husband, NO ONE will marry you.  Hate to tell you, but after everyone has had a child with you, any man worth a damn will not want to be bothered with Pookie, Ray-Ray, Boquita, Shaquita and LaQuinisha's daddy!!!!!

SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS, same as above.  No man worthwhile will marry you when you have a reputation for giving it all away.  I know it's unfair, men can be as whoish as they want, but women get called names.

NOT VERY SMART, don't look for a GENIUS, you can't handle him, he'll only make you feel bad and humiliate you if you piss him off.

SLOPPY, MESSY & UNKEMPT, stop expecting shopping sprees and designer items.  Spending money on someone who is a pig is not likely to happen

SELFISH, stop looking for a GIVING man.  A smart man will recognize pretty early on your selfishness and drop you like a bad habit, especially if you're no prize to begin with!!!!

MEAN, do us all a favor and leave the nice guys alone and stop effing them up, leaving the rest of us to pick up the pieces of your mess.

A NASTY ATTITUDE, stop looking for someone period.  NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE wants to be around your ASS!!!!!!!!!!