Some time ago I talked about the women, well now it's the men's turn. Should you expect of someone what you yourself cannot obtain? You can, but disappointment will follow. Why? Well I'll tell you why. Remember that old saying "BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER" Well it's true. Let me break it down for you.
If you are a HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT, stop thinking that you are the CATCH OF THE CENTURY!!!!, You are a LOSER,who will always be a LOSER until you decide not to be a LOSER anymore and get your life together!! Smart women will not waste their time with you!!!
If you are a believer in the RICK ROSS SYNDROME, which thinks fat sloppy men are sexy, let me let you in on a secret, TOTALLY NOT TRUE!!!! Most women are not slaving at the gym, yoga class, pilates class and spinning class to be on the arm of your FAT SLOPPY ASS!!!! (The exception here is if you're rich, of course, which most of you are not!!!!)
If you are always BROKE, stop expecting some SUGAR MOMMA to come along and save you. You want to live large like a baller, but have nothing to contribute to the financial bottom line of a baller lifestyle. Men who live off of women are called GIGOLO'S!!! If you don't mind an older woman who will control every aspect of your life while handing you her money, then maybe this lifestyle choice is for you!!! Just don't expect to be RESPECTED FOR IT!!!!
UNATTRACTIVE, then stop believing you are entitled to be with a BEYONCE, HALLE or ANGELINA JOLIE, lookalike. You must be kidding!!! If you also belong in any of the above categories and you're ugly, FORGET IT!!!! JUST BE HAPPY YOU CAN PULL ANYTHING AT ALL!!!!
MULTIPLE BABY MOMMA'S, STOP dropping babies all over town and thinking that you're the man!!!! YOU'RE NOT!!!! A smart woman with money is not going to get with you, because she knows, you can't afford anything. All your money goes to child support!!! She definitely will not marry you and have her money pay your child support. No smart woman wants to deal with all the DRAMA from your BABY MOMMA'S!!!!! It's also clear that you have a history of not protecting yourself during sex or you wouldn't have babies everywhere!!!!!
COLOGNE IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR A SHOWER!!!! We can smell the funk that's reeking from you. Any woman who goes to the trouble of keeping herself looking good and exhibits excellent grooming habits, is not going to want to be near or with your NASTY, FUNKY, DIRTY ASS!!!!!
SELFISHNESS is UNATTRACTIVE!!!! Don't expect someone to cater to you and make everything about you, revolving around you. YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!! There are so many other productive things smart women will be doing with their time besides allowing you to dictate their lives!!!!
MESSY, UNKEMPT SLOBS, should not think that any woman has been waiting all her life to meet you. You actually came out of your house in wrinkled, dirty, stained, smelly, nasty clothes and wonder why she doesn't want you to sit next to her or talk to her!!!! PLEASE, SHE SCARED THOSE DAMN BUGS CRAWLING ON YOU MIGHT BITE HER!!!!!!!
MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, LIVING AT HOME WITH YOUR MAMA!!!! If you are over 24 years of age and you still live at home with your parents, it's time for you to GROW UP AND GET OUT!!!!! Why are you still living in the basement, spare room, attic or whatever. If you have to live with 5 roommates, then that's what you have to do. A grown man does not belong at home with his parents unless he's taking care of them!!!!!!!
Lastly but not leastly, IF YOU ARE ABUSIVE AND MEAN, YOU DESERVE ALL THE MISERY YOU DISH OUT BACK ON YOU TENFOLD, NOT TO MENTION A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BEATDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ladies if I missed anything, hit it up in the comments section!!!
